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We break it on purpose.

Grandhosting is managed WordPress and WooCommerce hosting in the EU, run from our own dashboard. Before we ask you to trust us with your site, we cause the failures ourselves and measure what a visitor would see.

Failure 1

We killed a server mid-request.

Not a graceful shutdown. We pulled it in the middle of a request, the worst case, while the site served dozens of simulated visitors at once.

On Standard your site always runs on at least two servers, so the other copy carried on while a replacement started by itself. Micro runs on one server and can see a short interruption.

What a visitor sawThe site stayed up on its other copy. One request hung briefly; everything else kept loading.In our tests, on real servers.
Failure 2

We took a whole machine offline.

The site’s server was drained out from under it, and every copy on that machine had to find a new home.

Every copy of your site is checked constantly. If one stops answering, visitors stop being sent to it and a fresh one starts by itself.

What a visitor sawThe site moved to a healthy machine in seconds. A probe checking the site every second saw no failures at all.In our tests, on real servers.
The record

We restored a backup and checked it.

Every site is backed up every night to storage separate from the server it runs on, and each backup is kept for 30 days. A backup only counts if it comes back, so we restored a nightly backup into a sealed copy and compared it with the live site.

58tables
409posts
493settings

All matched. Restoring your own site is one click in the dashboard.

Failure 3

We stopped the database mid-write.

This is the one that matters most. When a database changes hands, the risk isn’t a down page, it’s a half-finished order. We shut down the main database while new data was being saved non-stop.

Your site has its own database, and a live copy of it runs on another server. Keep scrolling: the clock is what our test measured.

0s
Main databaseRunning
Live copyStanding by
Pages for visitorsLoading
New dataWriting
Saved data lost0

In our tests: the live copy took over by itself in about 14 seconds. Writes paused, then carried on. Scroll drives the clock.

Steady by design.

The tests are the proof. This is what keeps it that way, every day, with nothing for you to set up.

Updates without the downtimeFresh servers start on the new version, they are checked, and only then are the old ones retired. If a new version misbehaves, we roll back.
Servers that heal themselvesEvery copy of your site is checked constantly. One that stops answering is replaced with a fresh one by itself.
A 99.9% uptime SLAA contractual monthly target, with service credits if we miss it.

Balanced or Strict. You choose, per site.

Most sites run on Balanced: a change is applied once and reaches every server within seconds.

Copy 1latest
Copy 2latest
Copy 3latest

Illustration, time compressed.

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Landed. In every test.

Managed WordPress and WooCommerce hosting, in the EU, with our own dashboard built for WordPress, not for servers. Standard, from €5.99/mo + VAT, runs every site on at least two servers.

No lock-in: standard WordPress, your domain in your name, 30 days to export.